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penampar pertama

korang ingat tak bila first sekali budak batch kita kena physical contact dgn anjing kat koleq? kalau tak ingat, read on…

the venue was Block Form 1 during prep malam. aku rasa masa tu baru sebulan dua je kita masuk koleq. kat kelas budak-budak pandai 1D, fect Ruzaimi & fect Zaimi tengah berdebate dengan Ahpek. debate pasal apa aku tak tau. walaupun masa tu kita baru 12-13 tahun, tapi suara n style ahpek cakap sebijik macam sekarang. bising, kecoh dan merapu. cuma berbeza sebab masa tu ahpek still nampak jambu dengan mahkota rambutnya yang penuh & lebat. satu kelas enjoy tengok ahpek kecoh berdebate. fun jugak… or so we thought.

lepas habis prep malam, macam biasa kita semua beratur tepi kelas nak balik. anjing-anjing (no offence fect moqq) semua dah standby kat depan sambil berlagak macho. tetiba anjing paling pendek antara mereka panggil ahpek. dia cakap-cakap sikit, lepas tu… PIANGGG!!! sebijik penampar yang maha laju hinggap kat pipi gebu ahpek. pipi dia yang putih melepak jadi pink. semua yang ada kat situ terkejut gila. horror siot tengok brutality yang unexpected ni. lepas ahpek kena penampar, si anjing pendek tadi pun terus start lecture pasal kurang ajar.

start daripada insiden tu, warga prep school hidup dalam keadaan ketakutan. takut kepada mata-mata yang memerhati dan telinga-telinga yang mendengar dari celah pintu cubicle anjing terutama cube IBJ. slowly, kita semua kena suap dengan rules & regulations yang strict dan hukuman yang sadis serupa askar jerman buat kat orang jew poland. but that was part of what shaped us today, no?

effect dari tamparan pertama tu still ada sampai sekarang. penampar tu cukup kuat, sampai akar rambut ahpek longgar dari soketnya, dan berderailah mahkota satu-persatu…

urban boyz reloaded

our man Worden has successfully produced a healthy baby boy weighing 3.12 kg and 48 cm tall. Both the mother and excitingly nervous father are recuperating in Damansara Specialist room 203 (perghhh mahal sial tempat ni – Ed).

tuan presiden pun dapat anak

Rama, presiden batch kita yang telah menusukkan laungan “Unity Is Strength” ke dalam jiwa sanubari ahli 9296 telah mendapat seorang anak lelaki bernama Zharif bin Noor Ramdhan pada pagi tadi (20 Mei).

Mak, bapak dan anak berada dalam keadaan sihat di Hospital Likas, Sabah.

Cop is now a papajahat

Mr Copoe dah dapat anak… details from his email:

Bro’s of 96′,

I just got back from the hospital..

Wife delivered a beautiful urban baby girl, Iman Khalisa binti Zulkarnine on 17/5/07 at 1.37pm. Eventhough there were some complications, Alhamdulillah sekarang dua2 dah selamat.

She told me in her own words that she can’t wait to see her ‘uncles’ of 96′..hehe

So who’s next eh?

Wedding Invitation – Kamarul

Sorang lagi nak kawin… from Kamarul via Yahoogroups:

Assalamualaikum w.b.t.,

Saya ingin menjemput kawan2 & pasangan ke majlis perkahwinan saya
(sebelah lelaki) yang akan di langsungkan di Shah Alam pada 9 Jun ini
(Sabtu).

Attached are the wedding details and location map.

Kehadiran semua didahului dgn ribuan terima kasih.

Sekian, wassalam.

Warm rgds,
Kamarul
9207096

Please click the thumbnails below to view the kad kawin & location plan.

Jemputan  Lokasi

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we got hacked

Some of you might have noticed that the website was down for a couple of days (thanks Buge for the notification!). A lowdown of what happened from one site:

More than 400 websites got mass defaced by hacker JaMaYcKa yesterday 12th May 2007. Under the list of victims most of them were Malaysian websites. Here’s a list of victims I’ve gathered from zone-h.org. Check if your domain is part of JaMaYcKa’s defacementation. Full list of defaced website after jump.

Another site offered the solutions to remedy the situation. While the attack was mainly a result of the server hosts’ lack of security, additional steps would be taken to ensure that the batch website be adequately protected. Fortunately in this event, no data was lost.

Thousand Apologies.